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- And now here's Charlie Brooker, aged 40 3/4, to tell the class what he did on his holidays.
- Surprised the Guardian Weekend magazine didn't include youth hostelling with Chris Eubank in its cringeworthy travel apocalypse.
- The "neverfeltthis.info" spam is relentless.
- I'm fully behind the protest by disabled people in London today but I'm not looking forward to Laurie Penny's 'reporting' on the event.
- Soldiers on opposing sides managed to play football in no man's land but QPR and Chelsea can't stretch to handshakes.