Tweets
- Whenever I take my trousers off in the dark, I stumble around as if I'm drunk. I might as well BE drunk.
- Once more before bed – I wrote this about online bullying and why I'm glad Facebook wasn't around when I was a teenager http://t.co/CHqDbsoW
- Another brilliant night on Twitter ends as I hear Euphrates Coren shouting abuse at a waiter. I am not sure where he keeps him locked up.
- I just had a piece of bread and butter as a "treat". I'd be a rubbish rich person.
- Read this: online bullying and why I'm glad Facebook wasn't around when I was a teenager http://t.co/CHqDbsoW